Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Tales of A Wanna-Be SuperHero Mom: Day 18 ... 365 Days of Gratitude

Tales of A Wanna-Be SuperHero Mom: Day 18 ... 365 Days of Gratitude: Today I am grateful for things in our homes that we usually take for granted . While I have far less than most, I am grateful for everything...

Day 18 ... 365 Days of Gratitude

Today I am grateful for things in our homes that we usually take for granted . While I have far less than most, I am grateful for everything I do have .


(cuz if you can't have fun and destroy the house , what good is there lol )


1) I am grateful for having a stove . I love to cook and bake. Doubles as extra heat while baking in the oven. Thank you thank you thank you

2) I am grateful for my table and chairs . Thank you thank you thank you

3) I am grateful for my shower, while I would love a bath tub would make toddler much happier to get clean , I still have somewhere to wash with clean water and am therefore grateful. Thank you thank you thank you

4) I am so thankful to have indoor plumbing Thank you , thank you , thank you

5) I am so grateful for my somewhat of a make shift couch . was double duty for awhile and our bed as well , but thankful to have had it . Thank you thank you thank you thank you

6) I am so thankful to now have a bed Thank you thank you thank you

7) I am so grateful for having a fridge . Thank you Thank you Thank you

8) I am so grateful for electricity in my home Thank you thank you thank you

9) I am so grateful and thankful period to have somewhere to call home . No matter the perception!!! Thank you thank you thank you

10) I am so grateful to have internet . More than just going online . Thank you thank you thank you

Have a grateful and blessed day !!!!

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

Tales of A Wanna-Be SuperHero Mom: Day 17 ... 365 Days of Gratitude

Tales of A Wanna-Be SuperHero Mom: Day 17 ... 365 Days of Gratitude: 1) I am so grateful for the gift of health period. I am lucky to be as healthy as I am . Minor ailments now and then but I rarely never ...

Day 17 ... 365 Days of Gratitude


1) I am so grateful for the gift of health period. I am lucky to be as healthy as I am . Minor ailments now and then but I rarely never even get a cold . I think between both my toddler and myself less than 5 times combined were we actually under the weather last year the entire year so I am so grateful for the gift of health I have . I believe health is our true state and live accordingly . 
Thank you thank you thank you 

2) I am so grateful for my strong and healthy heart. Thank you thank you thank you 

3) I am so grateful for my perfect eye sight . Thank you Thank you Thank you 

4) I am so grateful for the use of both my legs and feet . Thank you Thank you Thank you 

5) I am so grateful for the use of both my arms and hands . Thank you Thank you Thank you 

6) I am so grateful   for my sense of taste. I truly love the tastes of food and the ability to savour each flavour . Thank you  Thank you Thank you 

7) On a silly note I am so grateful for the extra internal lady parts. I have a double reproductive system which has a whole funny story attached to that . Long story short , my second pregnancy ( explains the problems with the first ) the midwife figured it out and I was the only one out of the over 400 births for her to ever come across it . So it makes me unique and I am therefore thankful for my uniqueness. 

8) I am so grateful for my perfectly functioning organs and cells  . Thank you Thank you Thank you 

9) With all my heart thank you for my strong lungs. The gift of breath is your life force so I am forever grateful for being able to breathe. 

10) I am so thankful for my amazing mind. The brain is an amazing tool and I am so grateful for mine. The thought there is so much more to tap into and utilize is beyond words for me. So cool. Thank you Thank you Thank you 

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She’s barely legal. He’s more than twice her age.
None of it matters.
He’s about to show her why he’s nicknamed SHAFT.


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Blurb


She’s barely legal. He’s more than twice her age.

None of it matters.

He’s about to show her why he’s nicknamed SHAFT.



Bree


Until Jax, I’ve never even had an interest in boys.
That’s just the thing though. Jax isn’t a boy.
He’s all man.
First, I gave him my innocence.
Second, I gave him my heart.
But when my family finds out about us…
I just hope I don’t get him killed.


Jax


She’s the granddaughter of a rival club’s President.
She’s barely legal and way too innocent for me.
I’m too old. Too hardened by life, but one taste of her and it’s too late.
I’ve claimed her as my own.
And I’ll die before I let anyone take her away from me.
Unfortunately, it might just come to that.
Bree says we’re soul mates.
Fated for each other.
When I’m staring down the barrel of a gun about to lose everything.
It seems like life fate might have given me the shaft.


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Chapter One


Shaft
“Fuck man,” I groan, all but falling down in the chair.
“Rough day old man?”  Briar asks, and I flip him off.  Bastard has a right to laugh. He and his old lady, Stephanie conveniently picked today to spend at Cumberland Falls.  Conveniently, because today is the day the rest of the brothers and myself worked like fucking dogs, fixing up the outside of the club for BB and Diego’s birthdays. BB is a nickname for Torch and Katie’s little boy, and Diego is the president, Skull and his old lady Beth’s son. The two women are sisters and somehow managed to have kids on the exact same day just minutes apart. The Pres is going all out to make sure there’s a huge celebration for the boys’ second birthday.
It sure as hell don’t feel like they should be two already. Time flies fast, and damn if my body ain’t living proof of that today. I feel old all the way down to my bones. I’ve been a sworn in member of the Devil’s Blaze for the last two years, getting the nod from the other members during all that shit with Beth, Katie and the fucking Donahues.
It’s what I wanted, what I worked for, not even minding that I was serving as a pledge with men ten or more years younger than me.  Now at forty, I’m probably one of the oldest members. It didn’t used to bother me, but lately I’m feeling like I missed out on something. Especially when men my age, or close to it have all settled down with old ladies, and here I am alone.
It’s not like I haven’t had relationships, I have. It’s just none of them are even slightly memorable. More often than not, I wish to hell I could forget them. I look through the room and it’s mostly quiet. The new prospects are partying with a few of the club girls.  Even that—easy pussy, doesn’t interest me tonight and that is just fucking depressing. The club needs new women or something.  Hell, maybe I need to get off my ass and get out and find a woman, a woman of my own. That just seems like too much fucking effort right now. Especially when I’ve been breaking up cement and shit all day to make way for the new patio that’s being poured tomorrow. My back hurts like a motherfucker.
“I think I’m crashing for the night brother,” I tell Briar, taking the last swig of my beer.
Damn, you are getting old,” he says with a chuckle as he shakes his head.
“Nothing here seems to be holding my interest tonight. Club needs some new talent.”
“You need to settle down brother. Find you a good woman like my Steph,” he boasts.
“I think all the good ones are probably gone.”
“Nah, they’re still out there. Just hard to find,” Briar says.
I look around the room one last time. Just as I’m about to write the night off as a loss, she walks in.
“Who’s that?”
He looks around the room. “Who?”
“The chick that just walked through the door,” I tell him without taking my eyes off her. She’s fucking beautiful, and I don’t mean that in a normal way. Hell no, this chick could have just walked off the pages of a magazine. She’s got hair that you can’t really call blonde. It’s like multiple colors, blonde on top then slowly shifting to darker locks on the bottom, and every now and then there’s a strand of almost white. It’s cut so it curves toward a perfect face reaching below her shoulders.  She’s got red lips that could make any man beg—including me. She’s wearing a black jacket, not leather, it’s more polished, expensive, though the look is similar.  Under that she has a white shirt that clings to tight, perky breasts that are easily a ‘C’ cup. Perfect size to fill my large hands. Tight blue jean shorts that cling to her curvy ass and show off long fucking legs, that’d I’d give my eye teeth to feel wrapped around me. She’s wearing flip flops and fuck, even her toes are sexy, painted clear with bright white tips. There’s a silver ring around one of her toes and even that looks sexy. She looks around like she’s searching for someone.  Me baby. You’re definitely searching for me.  
Almost as if she can hear me, she looks at me. Those sweet red lips give into a smile, and I need her closer, so I can tell exactly what color those eyes are. I can feel my dick hardening. I reach down under the table to adjust him. I’ll be letting him play tonight, that’s for damn sure. I stare straight at the woman of my dreams. Is it coincidence that her tongue comes out to brush against her top lip, or is she trying to drive me in- fucking –sane?
“Down boy.” Briar puts his hand on my chest as if to hold me back. “That’s not for you.”
“Why the fuck not?” I shove his hand away. “She been claimed by one of the other brothers?” Please say no. Briar laughs, and as much as I hate it, I pull my eyes away from my dream woman and look at him. “What the fuck do you find so funny?”
“The fact that you’re setting yourself up for a whole hell of a lot of trouble.”
“Quit talking in circles, Briar. I got more important shit to do.” Like her.
“Not with her you don’t.”
“You’re starting to piss me off man.”
“That girl is off limits.” His tone is hard and matter of fact.
“Says who?”
His eyes harden. “Her family.”
“Give me a break. Do I look like I give a fuck?” What the fuck has he been moking?
“You might on this one.”
“I doubt it.”
“It’s your funeral.”
Standing up, I ignore the son of a bitch. My dick is so hard I could lay fucking bricks. I’ve got a much softer place in mind for him though.
“Something else might talk you out of it though.”
“I doubt it,” I repeat, walking toward my future.   
“She’s jailbait,” he calls out after me.
Motherfucker.  I stop mid-step, and I swear my dick would cry if he could.




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